Legend of Zelda babble

Somehow, I have no problem playing Ocarina of Time, no problem playing A Link to the Past, no problem playing most Zelda games. ...Besides the first one that is, which continues to KICK MY ASS every single time. For the life of me I can not get to second dungeon. Okay, I can get to it, I just suck at getting to it. In my head I know the exact route to take since I've been watching my brother play video games for so long that various maps have been burned into my memory. Sad thing is, once you put the game in front of me I turn into Haru from Fruits Basket and Link ends up walking around like he has a paper bag over his head. No. Sense. Of. Direction. If, by some miracle, I do make it to the dungeon, I usually die within five minutes. NO LUCK WITH THE SECOND DUNGEON.

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