More gnat angst and the possible return of the flaming towel

Grrr....the gnats are bothering me again today. I kill one (die under my finger I say!) and another one pops up in its place. How annoying. If it wasn't for the makeshift gnat morgue I've set up on a sheet of paper (Shut it...I know that sounds crazy, but I'm too lazy to walk to the trashcan to dispose to them) I'd think it was the same gnat reviving each time to continue torturing me in zombie mode. Scary. Whether I'm referring to myself or the zombie gnat as scary I'll leave it up to you to decide.

Also, earlier today I almost had a repeat of the flaming towel incident. Luckily this time I noticed the threads coming off the kitchen towel before it got near the oven coils. ^^; Will I one day explode in a fiery kitchen death?

EDIT: ( It seems I have more than bug angst. Is it that emo time of the month for me? Feel free to skip this part. )