Hopefully I don't start stuttering up there.

Tomorrow is my speech final. Must remember to breathe. ~currently experiencing anxiety~

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Know what cracks me up? Stripper fics. Nothing's funnier than plodding through the numerous ,potentially horrendously written stories on ff.net and skimming past a summary of "Gaara is a stripper, and Neji likes to watch." XDDDD Come on! He's a freaking ninja! If anything he'd be the bartender. Then, while he was performing his bartender tricks à la Tom Cruise in Cocktail, he could poison you as he pleases. Why yes, finals have made me go crazy.

Ah, stripper fics rank up there with mpregs (which I secretly enjoy) and Mary Sues in terms of badness.