YOU FAILED AGAIN, OVEN ASSASSIN.

Earlier today I had cooked myself some eggs for lunch. Afterward, I put both the pan and spatula I used inside the oven so my cats wouldn't try to lick at them--I had planned to wash them later. Guess who forgot those items were in there when she turned the oven on just now? -_-;

The kitchen reeks of burnt plastic. ...DAMMIT.