His pimp hand is strong.

I was reading 1UP's Link of a Thousand Faces feature and this part had me laughing hysterically:

That's right -- while you were begging your parents to borrow the station wagon, he was out winning the heart of a second hot princess. That little green tunic he wore was actually the Hyrulean equivalent of a purple suit with fur-lined cape and cane.

Now I have the urge to take some random screenshot of Link and draw a pimp suit on him with MS Paint. MUST. RESIST.