Y-you have a piece of raccoon fur stuck in your teeth.

In my dream this morning, I was sitting in our truck in the driveway when an alligator came running (running in that way only alligators can) up to our house. There were dozens of cats just milling around, and a lone raccoon sitting there, staring at the pan of cat food we usually leave out for the strays. Does this alligator go for any of the cats moving around? No, it goes straight for the raccoon and suddenly I'm right there next to them, watching as it closes its jaws over the poor thing. WTF.

When I woke up, my first thought was of the raccoon that actually does live underneath our house and whether or not my brother has been putting bread out for it. (ITS OUR RACCOON BUDDY.) When I told my brother about the dream, he misheard what I said and thought that the raccoon had eaten the alligator (THE DREAM WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF THIS HAD HAPPENED), so he asked if it had dipped the alligator in water before eating it. See, the raccoons around here like to dip bread pieces in water before they eat them. XDD

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( LJ personality test. )

EDIT. This cat is just way too cute. ♥