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Sometimes I'll open up WordPad and start typing up stuff that never ends up being posted here--which is a good thing since I can get so random. Occasionally I'll save a document to my desktop, and this is the only reason I can remember being irritated enough at the reality show The Real Housewives of New York to rant about it at some point. I know, I know, I'm lameeeee. Most of that rant is a throwaway, but I'll share one line since its completely ridiculous: "Luann, you better be glad I don't have the power to reach through the television; I would reach in and choke the shit out of you if I could." Ah, television rage.

But seriously, "Countess" Luann is such an a unlikable person--so inauthentic, so ass-kissing.

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Links.

× Thanks to Fandom Secrets I discovered Tippy, an oddly cute fox with an offset jaw. I'm too lazy to link to all the Tippy entries, so Ctrl+F for Tippy.

× I love darkeyedwolf's posts on Asian dramas because they're always guaranteed to make me laugh. Here's her post on Oh! My Lady that begins with what I love most: half-naked Choi Siwon. ♥

× From The Body Odd: An explanation for why uncontrollable laughter/crying occurs. Now I don't feel too terrible about getting the giggles at funerals.

× A thief at a comic book shop is thwarted by Spider-man and Jedi Knights. Can Free Comic Book Day get anymore awesome?

× I love this Pac-man cutting board.

× This Samus cosplay is incredible.

× The Best/Worst EGM Magazine Covers. Did you know Fabio once made it onto the cover of EGM? Wow. He also later had a short-lived advice column as well. It was awesome.

× This recycle tote is created from a suit. Its so neat looking! (Found via mklutz)

× Posts I've found interesting from omonatheydidnt (which is a comm that focuses on news about Korean stars/culture):

→ Fan Clubs Grow into Forces of Nature. When you get on the bad side of fans, look out.
→ Alpha Girls Have a Tough Time in Korea
→ South Korea Rethinks Asia's Preference for Sons
→ Wannabe Stars Under Pressure to Get Cosmetic Surgery. Its alarming how young some of them get plastic surgery; some haven't even had the chance to develop completely. Like, I feel like I didn't even grow into my features until after high school.
→ Shin Dong-hyuk Tells of Horrors of North Korean Prison Camp
→ Casting Couch Still A Strong Practice in The South Korean Entertainment Industry

× Apparently there's something called a Better Marriage Blanket, a blanket that absorbs the scent of your partner's farts. Oh this world we live in!