Tom Nook's pimp hand is strong.
Jan. 21st, 2006 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ghostdriveLetter #1:
You'll thank me!
That horrible raccoon has forced me into a life of indentured servitude. Watch out for yourself!
(from Anonymous)
Alas, it is too late for me. Tom Nook has his hooks in me already. I'll be his bitch until I make enough Bells to pay off the expansions to my home. Personally I think Tom Nook is whoring out some of the other inhabitants of Okami (my AC town). Come on! It totally explains why snobby Friga could buy so much makeup from Nintendique when you know she doesn't have a job. And why else would homely Deena be hanging out with a total jock like Ribbot? Escort service indeed.
And Letter #2:
Stop the Slaughter!
Animal crackers live in tiny cages before they're cruelly eaten. Protest this barbaric process!
(from Animal for crackers)
I laughed hysterically at this one. ♥
Thank you for being so wacky Animal Crossing.
You'll thank me!
That horrible raccoon has forced me into a life of indentured servitude. Watch out for yourself!
(from Anonymous)
Alas, it is too late for me. Tom Nook has his hooks in me already. I'll be his bitch until I make enough Bells to pay off the expansions to my home. Personally I think Tom Nook is whoring out some of the other inhabitants of Okami (my AC town). Come on! It totally explains why snobby Friga could buy so much makeup from Nintendique when you know she doesn't have a job. And why else would homely Deena be hanging out with a total jock like Ribbot? Escort service indeed.
And Letter #2:
Stop the Slaughter!
Animal crackers live in tiny cages before they're cruelly eaten. Protest this barbaric process!
(from Animal for crackers)
I laughed hysterically at this one. ♥
Thank you for being so wacky Animal Crossing.