"I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it."

[ghostdrive]

Mom: You got organic carrots?
Me: Yeah, why?
Mom: But they're...organic.
Me: ...
Me: (thinking) WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Then she asked me what was different about organic food and I failed at that. ("Well. They...Organic...Umm...MY BRAIN IS DEAD.") Truthfully, I grabbed the organic ones because I wanted to get the hell out of the produce section--it was a mob scene (sort of)!