He would have driven off into the sunset had the keys been there.

[ghostdrive]

Me: ...What the hell is that cat doing sitting on the dashboard?
Cat: Just looking for your car keys.

I don't know how he did it, but one of the male stray cats that lurks around our house managed to find a way into the family van when we weren't looking. When I found him, he was sitting calmly on the dashboard acting as if it wasn't at all strange that he was there.

This wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't been all, "Hey, I like this new home!" and decided that marking his territory was the best thing to do. ARGH. The smell. Its pungent! It lingers! Even after cleaning all the spots he sprayed, the smell is still there! DOUBLE ARGH. My mom has been trying to mask the odor with perfume, but that just makes things worse for me since, as I've mentioned before, strong perfume makes me feel sick and headache-y. -_-; NO LUCK FOR ME.

Comments

[leviosa8.livejournal.com]

EWWWWW. Our cat could only mark my brother's schoolbag before he was taken for castration. And it stank for days. My sympathies!

[ghostdrive.livejournal.com]

It sounds like your brother had it much worse with the cat marking his schoolbag. -_-; I think that would bother me more than having the interior of a van sprayed on.