The lameness of Blue Mages.

[ghostdrive]

Quote said by my mom at IHOP: "Look at that turkey sandwich, she beat the shit out of it." Oh mom, you say the craziest things. She was referring the the sandwich I was eating, but the way she said it makes it seem like I massacred the thing and then flung turkey pieces everywhere. And no, I didn't beat the shit out of my sandwich, I'm not a messy eater. I think she was just commenting on the fact that I ate more than my brother (since we're twins I think she thinks we should have similar eating habits).

And this is a personal note to Karl, my Blue Mage in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance:
ARGH, you are perhaps the most utterly useless character ever! It seems to take forever for you to master monster abilities (I got so tired of it that I changed the job of my Skimble, my Beastmaster, to a White Mage [I want to make him an Alchemist]) and to top it off, everytime you use your "Learning" ability you squat as if you're taking a dump. But I have such a love-hate relationship with you since you've been with Clan Nutsy for so long that I don't have the heart to dismiss you. So instead, you'll just be used in minor battles (and rarely at that) since you aren't as leveled up as the others.

I think I've officially gone insane if I've begun to address video game characters. ♥