I've clearly gone insane if I'm addressing gnats.

[ghostdrive]

Dear Gnats,

Come near my soda again and I'll crush you under my thumb (or whatever digit I find handy). I know I tend to do the catch-and-release thing when it comes to ladybugs, but you, my friends, are far too annoying for such sympathy.

Please take heed of your poor, dead, little friend who is currently lying at the bottom of a plastic cup. He decided to tread into my territory and paid the consequences. Do you want to end up like him? ...I didn't think so.

Sincerely,
Kathy, Gnat Killer Extraordinaire

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EDIT: I want Brain Age.

Comments

[michachan.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!

I think so.



♥ katherine