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ghostdrive) wrote2006-04-14 12:55 am
ghostdrive) wrote2006-04-14 12:55 am
Juvenile humor for the win.
My brother and I tease my mom because she is always saying unintentionally funny things. Usually this happens when she's hungry since for some reason I've noticed she gets a bit hyper when food is involved. She gets her pronouns mixed up, pronounces words oddly (ex. Marilyn Monroe = Merlin Monroe, cheat = shit, etc.), rambles on with no point, or just plain ends her sentences without finishing her thoughts. But today she just killed me with what she said as we were eating at IHOP.
Just before going there we had stopped at the gas station and she'd gotten some gasoline on her shirt, so once we got to IHOP the smell was bothering her. She went to the bathroom to try and clean it off, but the smell still lingered. So all of a sudden, in the middle of our meal, she utters these words:
"I keep on smelling my gas."
...You can probably guess what my mind was thinking as she said this. XD
I burst into insane, hysterically laughter made worse by the fact that I had food in my mouth that prevented me from breathing properly. My face is turning red, my mom is confused as to why I'm having a laughing fit, and, of course, my brother is looking at me like I'm crazy (nothing new there). That one comment just made my day. :) Seriously, I will never get too old for fart jokes (or anything that sounds like its related to farts).
Oh mom. ♥ I hope you never stop saying crazy things.
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What the hell? Saved by the Bell is going to be shown on Adult Swim? ...I'm so there.
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You know, I bought Avatar bandages for a reason, so why aren't I using them? Its like I don't want my blood to dirty them up. XD
Just before going there we had stopped at the gas station and she'd gotten some gasoline on her shirt, so once we got to IHOP the smell was bothering her. She went to the bathroom to try and clean it off, but the smell still lingered. So all of a sudden, in the middle of our meal, she utters these words:
"I keep on smelling my gas."
...You can probably guess what my mind was thinking as she said this. XD
I burst into insane, hysterically laughter made worse by the fact that I had food in my mouth that prevented me from breathing properly. My face is turning red, my mom is confused as to why I'm having a laughing fit, and, of course, my brother is looking at me like I'm crazy (
Oh mom. ♥ I hope you never stop saying crazy things.
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What the hell? Saved by the Bell is going to be shown on Adult Swim? ...I'm so there.
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You know, I bought Avatar bandages for a reason, so why aren't I using them? Its like I don't want my blood to dirty them up. XD
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