Cut from the same (crazy) cloth.

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My mom is threatening to kill someone with my duck umbrella (of course, she's joking ...or is she?). Ahahahaha. How absurd would that be? Being beaten to death with a duck umbrella. XDD Hopefully, she'll be in a less homicidal mood when she returns from Bingo later.

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Also, today I pulled a memlu. Picture this: I'm leaning forward, pouring cat litter from that damned 25 pound bag into a pan, when suddenly, the bag slips and my right hand shoots up to sock me in the chin.

... I laughed. HYSTERICALLY. And my mom just stood there, staring at me like my head was going to fall off.

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BWAHAHA

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