That Tom Nook is probably pawning off my stuff as we speak.

[ghostdrive]

I haven't played my Animal Crossing: Wild World file in over 3 months, which is really unusual since I used to visit my town (which will now be referred to as "Okami" since that what I named it) every single day. Ah, addiction dedication.

So now Okami is probably full of weeds and trash (there goes my 11 month streak of having my town in perfect condition), my house full of roaches, and my neighbors either absolutely worried about me or angry that I've ignored them (I can feel their accusing eyes boring into my skull). Here's my dilemma: I'm a bit, um, obsessive when it comes to Animal Crossing. Each day I had this routine I'd follow to keep my town as neat and tidy as the last and if something was out of place it was fixed immediately. (Ex. I like to keep flowers in similar groups around Okami, so if a neighbor planted a few tulips around their house after I gave them a garden of roses you can bet I picked those motherfuckers out.) So just thinking about Okami being in a state that I did not leave it in drives me insane. I'M CRAZY.

But at the same time, I've accomplished so much (which will be listed after the cut), so I feel like it would be a waste to just erase my current file. I'M INDECISIVE, HELP ME.

In Animal Crossing I've...

• ...bought all home expansions (cost me 3,559,800 Bells!)
  
• ...dug up every single fossil (the entire collection is at the museum)
  
• ...caught almost every bug (all but 8) and fish (all but 2) possible. (And all the bugs and fish I've caught are on display at the museum.)
  
• ...been rewarded the Golden Slingshot, Golden Shovel, and the Golden Can
  
• ...bought enough items from Tom Nook to have him upgrade his shop to Nookway (unfortunately no one has visited my town so he can get Nookington's)
  
• ...donated more than 200,000 Bells to Boondox (those poor bastards)
  
• ...succeeded in getting 12 real (not counterfeit) paintings from Redd (out of 20)
  
• ...participated in one Acorn Festival where I gathered enough acorns to gain the entire Mushroom series of furniture (too bad I accidentally sold off one piece, DAMMIT)
  
• ...rolled enough perfect snowmen to get the entire Snowman series of furniture
  
• ...shot down Gulliver and his UFO once
  
• ...been given 25+ bootleg copies of K.K. Slider's music from K.K. himself
  
• ...done much more I can't remember!

[Poll #989093]