This is what my cats do to me.

[ghostdrive]

There are very few sounds that really, truly irritate me, and one of them is when my cats loudly lick at their nether regions for long periods of time. Those slurping sounds drive me crazy! Its just. AUGH. Ren is right next to me making that sound right now! AHHHHHHH.

Okay, she stopped. I can go back to being sane.