You can't be the Sheriff of London.
Jan. 27th, 2009 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ghostdriveToday hasn't really been a good day, since:
× I woke up feeling like I was going to cry. . . from a strange dream about leaping alligators.
In the dream I was off to rescue an elephant, so my mom and I jumped into a motorboat and sped down some Amazon river. There were alligators everywhere--leaping alligators. Leaping muddy brown colored alligators. But I guess this didn't phase my mom, who was the one steering the boat, at all since she was pretty much all "FUCK IT, LET'S GO" while laughing maniacally as she zoomed around them. There were also (bright green) crocodiles leaping at the boat, but there weren't as many of them as there alligators. So we finally make it to the end of the river and there's the elephant being attacked by hyenas! The poor elephant was just lying on its side with hyenas all over it. I shooed away the hyenas (I have no idea how I did that) and somehow helped it to its feet. One of its back legs is so ripped up that I'm surprised it can even walk, but somehow we all make it up a hill to where a rescue team/veterinarian is waiting. Everything looks like its going to turn out okay, until. . . we realize we're going to have to operate on the elephant's leg then and there or else it won't make it to a animal hospital. So one of the vets starts to slowly cut into the elephants foot and . . .
And then I woke up without saving the elephant. I felt so terrible.
× my congestion was so bad this morning I felt like I couldn't breath at all. Cue panic attack! In class! D:
× I accidentally put honey mustard on my burger instead of regular mustard. Yuck.
× my period started early and all of the bathrooms I visited on campus didn't have a feminine hygiene station I could buy a sanitary pad or something off of.
× something on the table of the computer station I was sitting at made my right arm break out in red splotches.
× my bag of Funyuns got stuck in the library vending machine. 85 cents lost!
× I saw a smushed pigeon on the Wal-Mart parking lot. Poor guy. ;_; I love all birds.
On the upside:
× my afternoon class was let out early.
× brother bought me Metalocalypse season 2.
And. . . that's it, I think--oh wait, THIS:
Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon coming out May 12, 2009. Yesssssss. Limited first-press will include a Raiho plush. Double yesssssss.
Gotta make sure I don't miss out on buying this one like I did with Persona 2.
× I woke up feeling like I was going to cry. . . from a strange dream about leaping alligators.
In the dream I was off to rescue an elephant, so my mom and I jumped into a motorboat and sped down some Amazon river. There were alligators everywhere--leaping alligators. Leaping muddy brown colored alligators. But I guess this didn't phase my mom, who was the one steering the boat, at all since she was pretty much all "FUCK IT, LET'S GO" while laughing maniacally as she zoomed around them. There were also (bright green) crocodiles leaping at the boat, but there weren't as many of them as there alligators. So we finally make it to the end of the river and there's the elephant being attacked by hyenas! The poor elephant was just lying on its side with hyenas all over it. I shooed away the hyenas (I have no idea how I did that) and somehow helped it to its feet. One of its back legs is so ripped up that I'm surprised it can even walk, but somehow we all make it up a hill to where a rescue team/veterinarian is waiting. Everything looks like its going to turn out okay, until. . . we realize we're going to have to operate on the elephant's leg then and there or else it won't make it to a animal hospital. So one of the vets starts to slowly cut into the elephants foot and . . .
And then I woke up without saving the elephant. I felt so terrible.
× my congestion was so bad this morning I felt like I couldn't breath at all. Cue panic attack! In class! D:
× I accidentally put honey mustard on my burger instead of regular mustard. Yuck.
× my period started early and all of the bathrooms I visited on campus didn't have a feminine hygiene station I could buy a sanitary pad or something off of.
× something on the table of the computer station I was sitting at made my right arm break out in red splotches.
× my bag of Funyuns got stuck in the library vending machine. 85 cents lost!
× I saw a smushed pigeon on the Wal-Mart parking lot. Poor guy. ;_; I love all birds.
On the upside:
× my afternoon class was let out early.
× brother bought me Metalocalypse season 2.
And. . . that's it, I think--oh wait, THIS:
Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon coming out May 12, 2009. Yesssssss. Limited first-press will include a Raiho plush. Double yesssssss.
Gotta make sure I don't miss out on buying this one like I did with Persona 2.
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Date: 2009-01-28 05:51 am (UTC)I found this sentence to be hilarious. XD
Poor bird though.