Cut from the same (crazy) cloth.

My mom is threatening to kill someone with my duck umbrella (of course, she's joking ...or is she?). Ahahahaha. How absurd would that be? Being beaten to death with a duck umbrella. XDD Hopefully, she'll be in a less homicidal mood when she returns from Bingo later.

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Also, today I pulled a memlu. Picture this: I'm leaning forward, pouring cat litter from that damned 25 pound bag into a pan, when suddenly, the bag slips and my right hand shoots up to sock me in the chin.

... I laughed. HYSTERICALLY. And my mom just stood there, staring at me like my head was going to fall off.