"I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it."

[ghostdrive]

Mom: You got organic carrots?
Me: Yeah, why?
Mom: But they're...organic.
Me: ...
Me: (thinking) WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Then she asked me what was different about organic food and I failed at that. ("Well. They...Organic...Umm...MY BRAIN IS DEAD.") Truthfully, I grabbed the organic ones because I wanted to get the hell out of the produce section--it was a mob scene (sort of)!

Comments

[ryutsuki.livejournal.com]

HAHA somehow I think your mother secretly prefers organic carrots to inorganic carrots.

[tepidvisions.livejournal.com]

I never understood the choice of the word "organic". Just about everything edible comes from living matter, especially produce, eggs, etc. They should of just stamped "pesticide free", "vegan's choice", or "you're part of an elitist society, now" on it or something. Wiiiiii!

Holiday grocery shopping = Death x10, pretty much.